A few minutes later I began to wonder who exactly had crept into my home and begun using the hairdryer I don’t own.
Confused? Yes, so was I.
I went from room to room – ear first – trying to ascertain exactly where the noise was coming from.
And as I approached my bedroom, which also plays host to the house office, I realised the noise – which by now resembled that of a small aircraft taking off – was coming from my usually trustworthy G5 Power Mac.It’s never made this noise before and usually these sort of noises mean bad things. I turned it off, and on again, and off, and on again, and the fans started up each and every time.
Why? I don’t know. And to be honest three days on, I’m still not sure.
In the last three days I must have booted and re-booted 30 or 40 times. And it has gone through and logged in successfully once.
I took off the side panel and looked at the art-like set up and – in my mind – I was back in the garage workshop looking bewildered at my car engine.
You see I know how to change a car wheel, and how to insert a DVD into a Mac, but everything else is lost on me.
I immediately grabbed the nearest thing I could find which I figured (albeit stupidly) would help fix the problem – a duster.
‘Maybe it’s upset because it’s all grubby?’ I thought.
You see I bought the unit from a mate who ran his entire recording studio using it.
I use it for accessing the internet. And that’s it.
Anyway, the next day I took it into the Herald’s IT department gurus and they immediately laughed at my predicament.
I immediately grabbed the nearest thing I could find which I figured (albeit stupidly) would help fix the problem – a duster.
‘Maybe it’s upset because it’s all grubby?’ I thought.
You see I bought the unit from a mate who ran his entire recording studio using it.
I use it for accessing the internet. And that’s it.
Anyway, the next day I took it into the Herald’s IT department gurus and they immediately laughed at my predicament.
“Macs always do this,” one of the guys said.
“They just like to throw a wobbly for no apparent reason just to show you who’s boss.”
I turned it on in front of the fast-growing audience, who by now looked like people queuing up to watch a comedy show, and the Mac huffed and puffed like it was impersonating a hurricane.
“They just like to throw a wobbly for no apparent reason just to show you who’s boss.”
I turned it on in front of the fast-growing audience, who by now looked like people queuing up to watch a comedy show, and the Mac huffed and puffed like it was impersonating a hurricane.
Cue laughter.
The chaps disassembled as much as they could, gave it a clean, ran a diagnostics disk – which came up with nothing of note – and left it running like that for a while.
It was powered off overnight and... you guessed it, the next morning it turned on without so much as a breath.
The chaps disassembled as much as they could, gave it a clean, ran a diagnostics disk – which came up with nothing of note – and left it running like that for a while.
It was powered off overnight and... you guessed it, the next morning it turned on without so much as a breath.
No noise and no drama.
Typical.
Typical.
Never known a computer like it.
Anyone else experienced the same problem?
For the past three days I have been freaking out thinking I had lost, not only all my digital photos saved on the Mac, but also my entire iTunes library and other saved files.
I, like countless other people, save their lives and treasured possessions on their home computers without thought of something going wrong.
So guess who’s off to buy an external hard drive after work to back-up his bits and pieces?
Anyone else experienced the same problem?
For the past three days I have been freaking out thinking I had lost, not only all my digital photos saved on the Mac, but also my entire iTunes library and other saved files.
I, like countless other people, save their lives and treasured possessions on their home computers without thought of something going wrong.
So guess who’s off to buy an external hard drive after work to back-up his bits and pieces?
UPDATE: Friday 18th November - It seems my hopes have been dashed. My Mac has booted up and connected once since IT looked at it.
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Oh, apologies for the huge delay in updating the blog.
Three months in Afghanistan plus other bits and pieces going on.
I’ll try and make this weekly from now on.
Here are the most recent games reviews – and there have been some absolute belters released in the last few weeks:
Title: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Platform: PS3
Genre: Action
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 97%
BATMAN raised the bar to incredible levels last week when it comes to console action adventures, but the PS3-exclusive Uncharted 3 has arguably come along and effortlessly hurdled that bar.
The first two titles gave gamers a pretty good indication that the conclusion of this trilogy would be something special, but few could have hoped for this pinnacle of production values.
From the finest graphics on the system to the unavoidably addictive multiplayer mode, Drake’s latest outing is ev
ery inch the cinematic experience, jam-packed with jaw-dropping set pieces, a much refined melee combat system and brilliant characters you believe in and care about.
There’s not a lot more you can ask for from any game, and its rivals are going to have to come up with something pretty special to knock Drake’s Deception off the top of PS3 owners’ Christmas list this year.
Title: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Platform: Xbox 360
Genre: Shooter
Price: £54.99
Hit count: 92%
CALL Of Duty publisher Activision has claimed that up to 30 million people are playing a Call Of Duty game.
A mammoth figure in itself, but it's one that’s set to swell hugely as the sequel to the one billion dollar-grossing shooter Modern Warfare 2 hits the shelves.
Following on directly from the MW2 storyline, the action picks up amid the continuing struggle of US forces against an invasion by the Russian Federation following the framing of an undercover US agent in a terrorist attack on Moscow.
Cue the now obligatory jaw-dropping combat set pieces in single player mode, which features the cities of Washington, New York and Paris under siege, to name but three, all of which are beautifully rendered and suitably shocking and surprising in content to keep your finger firmly on the trigger thr
oughout.
Along with classic Call Of Duty multi-character control, MW3 offers deep multiplayer support, including two-player Co-op Survival mode, plus all-new Kill Streak categories and customisable strike packages that deliver even more options for player combat styles and strategies.
When the scripted single player campaign battling transgresses into the ultra-competitive and hugely satisfying online multiplayer war-zone, you’ll be treated to another exemplary, explosive shooter.
Title: Battlefield 3
Platform: Xbox 360
Genre: Action
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 91%
IN A tough shooter crowd, the Battlefield series has emerged as one of the finest multiplayer experiences on the market right now.
Wrestling the single player crown from the likes of Call Of Duty is a tougher challenge, yet this explosive third outing still has more than enough for gamers to easily lose weeks of their lives to.
As bullets whizz by, walls crumble and explosions throw you to the ground, there's no doubt that here the battlefield feels more alive and interactive than ever before.
Tackling diverse locations from around the globe including Europe, the Middle East and North America, the differing terrain, troops transportation and multiplayer maps for each region present an incredibly rich and tactical playing experience.Graphically stunning, there are very few games that do war in such an unashamedly exciting and addictive manner.
It may fall a couple of shots short of the impeccable PC version, but still, no Xbox 360 is complete without a blast on Battlefield 3 this winter.
Title: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
Platform: PS3
Genre: Action
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 91%
A STAGGERING 30 million units in just four years suggests that the Assassin’s Creed series is fully deserving of a place on the most popular franchise podium alongside the likes of Elder Scrolls, Modern Warfare and Uncharted.
That will probably come as no, ahem... revelation to fans who have followed Altair and Ezio’s adventures to this point, yet this final instalment will bring enough plot twists and turns to satisfy even the harshest gaming critic.
Here, Ezio’s perilous path takes him to Constantinople, the heart of the Ottoman Empire, where a growing army of Templars threatens to destabilise the region.And, in addition to Ezio’s award-winning story, the acclaimed online multiplayer experience returns, refined and expanded, with more modes, more maps and more characters that allow players to test their assassin skills against others from around the world.
It’s uber-polished, ultra-slick, sensational action gameplay from start to finish, and yet another triple-A title that you shouldn't be without this winter.
Title: GoldenEye Reloaded
Platform: PS3
Genre: Shooter
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 82%
FOR any gamer who had the pleasure of dropping the original GoldenEye into their N64 and simply being blown away for the addicted few months that followed, the prospect of the game getting a revamp for the more powerful PS3 and Xbox 360 consoles will be enough get their trigger finger involuntarily twitching.
Built on a new engine that delivers striking HD visuals, blistering fast gameplay and the ability to play using the PlayStation Move with Sharp Shooter peripheral, too, Reloaded is a brilliant shot in the arm for the famous title.
This is further boosted by the addition of new, distinct ‘Mi6 Ops Missions’ that open up a whole host of new environments and game objectives, not to mention providing the perfect playground for the all-important online multiplayer modes.
Overall, it’s a great standalone shooter, further enhanced by the legendary status the original still enjoys.
Oh, apologies for the huge delay in updating the blog.
Three months in Afghanistan plus other bits and pieces going on.
I’ll try and make this weekly from now on.
Here are the most recent games reviews – and there have been some absolute belters released in the last few weeks:
Title: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Platform: PS3
Genre: Action
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 97%
BATMAN raised the bar to incredible levels last week when it comes to console action adventures, but the PS3-exclusive Uncharted 3 has arguably come along and effortlessly hurdled that bar.
The first two titles gave gamers a pretty good indication that the conclusion of this trilogy would be something special, but few could have hoped for this pinnacle of production values.
From the finest graphics on the system to the unavoidably addictive multiplayer mode, Drake’s latest outing is ev
ery inch the cinematic experience, jam-packed with jaw-dropping set pieces, a much refined melee combat system and brilliant characters you believe in and care about.There’s not a lot more you can ask for from any game, and its rivals are going to have to come up with something pretty special to knock Drake’s Deception off the top of PS3 owners’ Christmas list this year.
Title: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Platform: Xbox 360
Genre: Shooter
Price: £54.99
Hit count: 92%
CALL Of Duty publisher Activision has claimed that up to 30 million people are playing a Call Of Duty game.
A mammoth figure in itself, but it's one that’s set to swell hugely as the sequel to the one billion dollar-grossing shooter Modern Warfare 2 hits the shelves.
Following on directly from the MW2 storyline, the action picks up amid the continuing struggle of US forces against an invasion by the Russian Federation following the framing of an undercover US agent in a terrorist attack on Moscow.
Cue the now obligatory jaw-dropping combat set pieces in single player mode, which features the cities of Washington, New York and Paris under siege, to name but three, all of which are beautifully rendered and suitably shocking and surprising in content to keep your finger firmly on the trigger thr
oughout.Along with classic Call Of Duty multi-character control, MW3 offers deep multiplayer support, including two-player Co-op Survival mode, plus all-new Kill Streak categories and customisable strike packages that deliver even more options for player combat styles and strategies.
When the scripted single player campaign battling transgresses into the ultra-competitive and hugely satisfying online multiplayer war-zone, you’ll be treated to another exemplary, explosive shooter.
Title: Battlefield 3
Platform: Xbox 360
Genre: Action
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 91%
IN A tough shooter crowd, the Battlefield series has emerged as one of the finest multiplayer experiences on the market right now.
Wrestling the single player crown from the likes of Call Of Duty is a tougher challenge, yet this explosive third outing still has more than enough for gamers to easily lose weeks of their lives to.
As bullets whizz by, walls crumble and explosions throw you to the ground, there's no doubt that here the battlefield feels more alive and interactive than ever before.
Tackling diverse locations from around the globe including Europe, the Middle East and North America, the differing terrain, troops transportation and multiplayer maps for each region present an incredibly rich and tactical playing experience.Graphically stunning, there are very few games that do war in such an unashamedly exciting and addictive manner.
It may fall a couple of shots short of the impeccable PC version, but still, no Xbox 360 is complete without a blast on Battlefield 3 this winter.
Title: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
Platform: PS3
Genre: Action
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 91%
A STAGGERING 30 million units in just four years suggests that the Assassin’s Creed series is fully deserving of a place on the most popular franchise podium alongside the likes of Elder Scrolls, Modern Warfare and Uncharted.
That will probably come as no, ahem... revelation to fans who have followed Altair and Ezio’s adventures to this point, yet this final instalment will bring enough plot twists and turns to satisfy even the harshest gaming critic.
Here, Ezio’s perilous path takes him to Constantinople, the heart of the Ottoman Empire, where a growing army of Templars threatens to destabilise the region.And, in addition to Ezio’s award-winning story, the acclaimed online multiplayer experience returns, refined and expanded, with more modes, more maps and more characters that allow players to test their assassin skills against others from around the world.
It’s uber-polished, ultra-slick, sensational action gameplay from start to finish, and yet another triple-A title that you shouldn't be without this winter.
Title: GoldenEye Reloaded
Platform: PS3
Genre: Shooter
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 82%
FOR any gamer who had the pleasure of dropping the original GoldenEye into their N64 and simply being blown away for the addicted few months that followed, the prospect of the game getting a revamp for the more powerful PS3 and Xbox 360 consoles will be enough get their trigger finger involuntarily twitching.
Built on a new engine that delivers striking HD visuals, blistering fast gameplay and the ability to play using the PlayStation Move with Sharp Shooter peripheral, too, Reloaded is a brilliant shot in the arm for the famous title.
This is further boosted by the addition of new, distinct ‘Mi6 Ops Missions’ that open up a whole host of new environments and game objectives, not to mention providing the perfect playground for the all-important online multiplayer modes.
Overall, it’s a great standalone shooter, further enhanced by the legendary status the original still enjoys.
Title: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Platform: Xbox 360
Genre: RPG
Price: £49.99
Hit count: 95%
YOU’RE probably tired of hearing the words ‘eagerly anticipated’ such as been the frequency of top notch titles hitting the game store shelves over the past few weeks.
But RPG fans have been waiting five years for this fella, and who'd refuse them a little over-excitement when this title totally reimagines and revolutionises the open-world fantasy epic, bringing to life a complete virtual world open for you to explore in any way you choose.
The now legendary freedom of character choice and storytelling truly knows no bounds here, all played out in a new game engine that effortlessly offers up rolling clouds, rugged mountains, bustling cities, lush fields and ancient dungeons for you to explore.
And, by the way, the dragons are back, like you’ve never seen. This is gaming escapism on an unprecedented scale, so dive in and enjoy.
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