Tuesday 7 February 2012

Blast from the past



A COUPLE of weeks ago I was given a boxed Commodore 64 from the 1980s from a pal who was clearing his loft.
I was immediately filled with excitement thinking back to my childhood, and all the fun I had playing games on my Spectrum 128k computer.
When I think back to those times I’m filled with a warm glow.
Back then I’d spend hour upon hour playing games like Jet Set Willy, Crazy Golf and Out Run until my parents would shout at me to go to bed.
I’d rush to bed knowing that when sleep eventually found me, I’d soon be awake again to continue playing.
How good were those games?!
But soon enough last week I was reminded of how these games were in fact, crap.Sure, for the time they were awesome.
The screen often boasted no more than two colours, the music was incredibly annoying and, while the gameplay was pretty good, the games were pants.
Oh, that is if you could actually get them to load.
After picking up the C64 and excitedly setting it up at home, I was reminded of exactly how awful the whole experience was – and still is.
The C64 was (obviously) half as good as the Spectrum 128K (given that it had half as much memory).
And plugging it all in and setting it up I was instantly reminded of how archaic the system was – even though it was ‘amazing’ at the time.
Sure, that flashing cursor and seeing ‘Ready’ on the screen brought back some memories but god, how did we ever think that these games were ‘great’?!
After my burst of nostalgia I decided to have a look on YouTube at some videos of ‘classic’ games.
Remember Chase HQ?
Check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onhV55pUejk&feature=youtube_gdata_player.
Or Ghostbusters?
Check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNg8hrGsP6M&feature=youtube_gdata_player.
How about Robocop?
Check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqEBj2JEaxk.Or even more retro... Jet Set Willy?
Check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zYv2c5SyCg.
Or Golden Axe?
Try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0nEH9NkY5Y.
Man, times have changed.
Oh and look at this gem I’ve found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=udPpPDih1Qo.
Fast forward 25+ years and I look at the graphics of games on my PS3 and I’m staggered.
I mean, technology has moved on leaps and bounds.
And how good is that? But what’s next?
In my next blog I’ll be looking at the future of gaming.

In the meantime here are the latest releases:


Title: Final Fantasy XIII-2
Platform: PS3
Genre: RPG
Price: £39.99
Hit count: 87%

Final Fantasy XIII had its fair share of critics, even within the camp of previously staunch Japanese-RPG fans.
An unnecessary digression to linear storyline progression and levelling up restrictions were just two of the 'features’ that didn’t cut the mustard, but Lightning and her cast of fantasy friends and foes are back to set the record straight.
That’s arguably a punchier story than XIII-2’s narrative, which, despite the standard quota of stunning animated cut-scenes, falls a little short of earlier FF titles.
More open-world options return and the leash is off the levelling, as the series makes a swift return to form.
It’s true that a previous play-through of FF XIII will enhance the experience on Part 2, but overall this is an RPG for a niche gamer audience who love their convoluted storylines, cinematic entertainment and, ultimately, a game that they must commit their life to for a week or two in order to reap the biggest rewards.


Title: Metal Gear Solid HD Collection
Platform: Xbox 360
Genre: Action
Price: £29.99
Hit count: 89%

Crikey, in these times of austerity, who isn’t looking for top quality gaming at bargain prices?
So let’s extend some recessionary-inspired thanks to Konami, who are treating every console gamer to a trio of top titles featuring the infamous Solid Snake.
Bundling Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is no mean feat in itself, but they’ve also been updated with HD visuals to boot.
Of course, if you haven’t played through these truly incredible adventures already, you have an immense gaming session lying in wait, while seasoned fans of the series should take this graphical update and bargain bundling opportunity to relive the hundreds of brilliant moments that defined the last decade of gaming.
Still a genius showcase for how stealth gaming should be designed, this disc is simply unmissable.


Title: Soul Calibur V
Platform: Xbox 360
Genre: Fighting
Price: £39.99
Hit count: 84%

Three years in real life, 17 in the game world, and one of the finest fighters around is back.
With new heroes and returning warriors clashing in an epic showdown between good and evil, Soul Calibur V recounts the tale of Patroklos, son of Sophitia Alexandra, whose family’s destiny intertwines with the Soul swords.
The series’ revolutionary eight-way run system returns, allowing for true 3D movement during matches, while the overall battle system has also been classily refined.
There’s even a guest appearance from master assassin Ezio Auditore de Firenze from the hugely successful Assassin’s Creed series to pull in the punters who haven’t had the pleasure of playing through the series since its Dreamcast debut in 1999.
Anyone looking for a knock-down, drop-dead gorgeous fight should call off the search, but prepare to be panned online – this franchise has a ferocious following!


Title: Cave Story 3D
Platform: Nintendo 3DS
Genre: Adventure/Puzzle
Price: £32.99
Hit count: 90%

Cave Story has popped up on Wii and DS in the past 12 months, but this three-dimensional appearance on Nintendo’s latest handheld system is definitely the title’s finest hour to date.
Combining reassuringly retro platformer gameplay with cutting-edge glasses-free 3D technology, Cave Story 3D forms a potent combination of pick-up-and-play action with wonderful characters, entertaining game environments and the kind of accompanying music that will have you harking back to your earliest Eighties platformer experiences.
With strong Metroid-inspired undertones, the game’s core operations remain largely untouched - disappointing when a little retouch here and there would certainly have eradicated frustrations from first time round, such as backtracking and a couple of over-devilish boss battles.
A bit of fresh content wouldn’t have gone amiss either, but overall it’s a cracking little underground adventure.


Title: Star Wars: The Old Republic
Platform: PC
Genre: RPG
Price: £39.99
Hit count: 92%

It’s the kind of gaming experience that most Star Wars fans will have been praying for for years. A living, breathing MMORPG intergalactic gameplay world, where you can forge your own unique George Lucas-inspired experience.
Here, you explore an age thousands of years before the rise of Darth Vader, choosing to play as Jedi, Sith, or a variety of other classic Star Wars roles, defining their personal story and determining their path down the light or dark side of the Force.
Whether engaging in incredible space battles or teaming up with friends to battle enemies and overcome incredible challenges using dynamic Star Wars combat, The Old Republic succeeds in delivering the ultimate engrossing Star Wars experience.
It looks as good as anything on the market right now, and the fact that you can fulfil all your Star Wars fantasies with like-minded Lucas film fans around the world makes it a potent RPG playground.


Title: Resident Evil: Revelations
Platform: Nintendo 3DS
Genre: Survival Horror
Price: £32.99
Hit count: 90%

The Evil has been lurking in the corners of most consoles in recent years, and now it takes up residence on Nintendo 3DS to deliver a brilliant survival horror story on the small screen.
With a new storyline, locations and characters, plus old favourites Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield, Revelations showcases the classic tense gameplay within the dark confined spaces of a cruise ship and treacherous snow-covered mountains.
The 3DS touchscreen is also used intuitively to solve puzzles and switch weapons as you tackle the all-new T-Abyss enemy, and the enhanced graphical capabilities prove to add an additional layer of immediacy to the evil threat that lurks round every corner.
As a triple-A adult title, it’s an essential purchase for 3DS owners, and if you’ve long been hooked on the horror from this enduring franchise, you’ll absolutely love this latest instalment.

Monday 9 January 2012

Shop til you drop




IN the last two weeks I’ve managed to perfect a new dance move on the streets of Plymouth.
It’s the sort of move which sees you walk a few steps forward, then a few steps back, side-to-side and then repeat (in no particular order).
And bizarrely you don’t need music.
All you need are a handful of young families – complete with obscenely huge prams, a few doddling old dears, a couple of charity workers or survey gatherers, oh and large ‘sale’ signs.You see I popped into the city centre on Boxing Day, and in the days after, and it was hell.
Pure hell.
After perfecting my new ‘move’, I escaped the madness, went home and switched on my shiny new iMac (yes my G5 Powermac which featured in my previous blog update died).
And from now on every year I will be sales shopping online.
It’s a). much easier; b). much quicker; and c). much less stressful.
No queues, no weirdos and probably cheaper.Anyone who’s got a few quid left over should visit websites like Amazon.co.uk or eBay.co.uk for general bits and bobs.
For CDs and DVDs you’d be hard-pressed to find better deals than on cdwow.co.uk or play.com.
For clothes try M&S’ website, or even Debenhams which launched its sales stock before they did so in store.Moneysavingexpert.com is also worth a look for a wide view of how to save money on high street prices.
If you know specifically what you’re after then try Kelkoo.co.uk to compare prices on a variety of other websites.
Also try googling ‘January sales UK’.


Here are the latest games reviews:

Title: Grand Theft Auto 3: 10th Anniversary Edition
Platform: iPad
Genre: Action
Price: £2.99
Hit count: 92%

Cranking up this app will bring mixed emotions.
Firstly a combination of nostalgia and sheer excitement at being able to once again play through one of the best sandbox games ever.
Secondly, amazement at how far the GTA series has developed in terms of graphical and gameplay achievements in just a few years (around seven since GTA 4).
Nonetheless, this port to the iPad plays out incredibly well, despite replacing the multi-button control method of the old PS2 pad with a streamlined touchscreen.
Every car-jack, cop chase and explosive mission plays out perfectly, with the story of Liberty City just as engaging as it was a decade ago.
Some occasional camera quirks during combat may frustrate, but that’s a small price to pay for a portable piece of gaming history.
GTA V may only be a few months away, and if it can stand the test of time 10 years down the line like this, we’ll have yet another Rockstar classic on our hands.

Title: Infinity Blade II
Platform: iPad
Genre: Action/Adventure
Price: £4.99
Hit count: 91%

Infinity Blade has held ultimate bragging rights in the iOS gaming world for a long time, but now its big brother has finally entered the fray.
Delivering another uber-polished 3D adventure, the sequel further refines the combat experience with three new styles of combat allowing you to choose from multiple classes of weapons, armour and spells.
Removing the ability to dodge your way through battles, too, proves to be a revelation as you progress through the stunningly robust and dynamic 3D world and delve deeper into the world of the Deathless tyrants and their legion of Titans.
Combat feels more varied, tactically more challenging, with your enemies just as breathtaking as those that have been conquered before.
This was undoubtedly one of the best (and last) app releases for your iPad in 2011 and, needless to say, it’s an essential purchase.

Title: Bike Baron
Platform: iPad
Genre: Action
Price: 69p
Hit count: 87%

When you spot that the only controls in Bike Baron are to lean left and right and hit stop and go on the throttle, you may get the impression that this is simplistic, pretty, yet disposable gaming.
Don’t be fooled – once you’ve tackled the first couple of learner levels, you’ll realise that this 3D side-scrolling stunt-biking showcase requires precision, patience and some serious dedication to complete the dozens of levels on offer.
Stars are awarded for finishing courses, beating target times and collecting all coins available, but you’ll also find your own amusement in trying to dish out the most destructive ending to your biker by falling on explosive oil drums or simply flying over your handlebars when a back-flip goes pear-shaped.
Ridiculously good rag-doll physics make every tumble a joy to behold, but behind the frivolous fun, there’s a serious two-wheeled challenge for you to conquer here.

Title: W.E.L.D.E.R
Platform: iPad
Genre: Word puzzle
Price: £1.49
Hit count: 89%

No, this isn’t a game that’ll teach you how to carry out minor metal repairs around the home.
But it will restore your vocabulary to tip-top condition by fusing traditional Scrabble-board gameplay with some interesting tile-shifting twists.
In its fullest form, W.E.L.D.E.R. (or Word Examination Laboratory for Dynamic Extraction and Reassessment) is a fantastic puzzle game that affords you the time to consider each move strategically, as tile swaps, reverses, grouping and jumps slip away from you all too quickly as you try to hit the word target on each level.
Only by cleverly maximising the use of multiplier tiles and other powered up letters will you make serious progress in the game, and it’s a fantastic example of how a bit of love and attention to an existing genre can create something fresh and unique for everyone to enjoy.